Stranded in the hood....
 

SO I parked my car in a bad area and went for an event..... Long story short. the ignition has been cracked out. It now will turn with a screw driver but will not fire.... This car is all i have and now i'm in a field in the hood.... I just need to get this thing started and get the hell out of here.
i tried just touching the starter bolts together and it will turn over... but seems like its not getting fuel. used a jumper on the fuel pump relay {pin 30-87} can hear the fuel pump going but still wont go more than a few seconds. i dont know what to do anymore... crack heads suggest destroying it in every way possible..... ill be back gotta fend a new batch of crackies....:mad:

Where are your keys?

in my car. the ignition all gashed open. cant really use them

in my car. the ignition all gashed open. cant really use them

The cops have hassled me twice (i don't blame them) and all my paperwork is in order so no biggie. what should I do? I'm just going to get it towed i think. $$$

Geico has emergency roadside assistance/towing. Not sure what your insurance company has. Not sure if a field would qualify..

Hi 05impala_KC,

I’m very sorry to hear this! If needed, please feel free to call roadside assistance at 800-243-8971 for further assistance. We can also contact your dealership on your behalf and discuss your concern with them. Feel free to send us a private message with your full contact information, VIN, current mileage, and dealership name. Please let us know if any further assistance is needed.

Kristen A,
Chevrolet Customer Care