Rust: It’s All Relative

Rust: It’s All Relative

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Forum member’s sporty, newly purchased ’07 Chevy van has one big problem — but it’s nothing the forum can’t handle.

When was the last time you watched Smokey and the Bandit? It’s a perennial classic for car enthusiasts, and in addition to great music and great car chases, there’s some great dialogue, too.

When Burt Reynolds and runaway bride Sally Field discuss their interests and influences, they quickly realize that they don’t have much in common. Bandit’s not much for Elton John, and Frog’s never heard of Richard Petty. To this, Bandit quips, “When you tell somebody something, it depends on what part of the country you’re standing in as to just how dumb you are.”

Rust: It's All Relative

Rust works kind of the same way. Folks from the south and way out west would be outright terrified if they saw the sort of stuff northeasterners put up with on their trucks. In the same vein, northerners are often surprised and disgusted to see the kind of “terminal rot” that sends cars to the scrapyard in places like California and Arizona.

That’s precisely what happened here. One of our Phoenix-based members, lovevans, bought a gorgeous 2007 Chevy Express 1500 Majestic conversion van out of Illinois. When he crawled underneath, he was horrified by what he saw — and took to Chevrolet Forum to ask for advice.

Not as Bad as it Seems

He posted some photos of his gorgeous van, as well as some detail photos showing off the rust on the undercarriage. As it turns out, the rust he was seeing is pretty normal — just some very minor surface rust. It’s the kind of thing most northerners wouldn’t bat an eye at —  minor surface rust like this can happen after just a winter or two after exposure to road salt and moisture.

Rust: It's All Relative

As mountainmanjoe points out, it’s hardly anything to be concerned about — especially in Arizona. In a dry, desert climate like that, it’ll probably never get any worse.

Other members echo the sentiment and chime in to compliment the van. We can’t imagine a better way to travel on land than a nice, cushy conversion van like this. The owner says it rides like a Cadillac, but we’ve never been in a Caddy with so much room to stretch out.

Rust: It's All Relative

Rust is just about the evilest thing in the universe, but you shouldn’t live in fear. You can protect your truck’s frame and undercarriage, and keep up with maintenance to keep the evil tin worm at bay.

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Cam VanDerHorst has been a contributor to Internet Brands' Auto Group sites for over three years, with his byline appearing on Ford Truck Enthusiasts, Corvette Forum, JK Forum, and Harley-Davidson Forums, among others. In that time, he's also contributed to Autoweek, The Drive, and Scale Auto Magazine.

He bought his first car at age 14 -- a 1978 Ford Mustang II -- and since then he’s amassed an impressive and diverse collection of cars, trucks, and motorcycles, including a 1996 Ford Mustang SVT Mystic Cobra (#683) and a classic air-cooled Porsche 911.

In addition to writing about cars and wrenching on them in his spare time, he enjoys playing music (drums and ukulele), building model cars, and tending to his chickens.

You can follow Cam, his cars, his bikes, and his chickens at @camvanderhorst on Instagram.


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