‘Soccer Mom’ Twin-Turbo Chevy Tahoe Is the Ultimate Sleeper
With 1,100+ horsepower and a stick figure family on the rear window, you’ll never find a more hilarious machine than this.
There’s a pretty wide variance of opinions as to what constitutes a sleeper. But we think you’ll all agree that a 1,100 horsepower Chevy Tahoe with a stick family taking up space on the rear window fits the bill. Nobody, and we mean nobody, is going to have any clue what’s going on when you smoke them in “Soccer Mom,” an insane twin-turbo build from Armageddon Turbo Systems. And we bet that doing so never, ever gets old.
This giggle-inducing 2016 Chevy Tahoe is easily one of the most hilarious things we’ve ever seen. Sure, it’s got upgraded wheels and tires. But otherwise, you’d never know it was anything more than your average grocery getter. Well, until you hit the gas and unleash the scream that can only come from a pair of massive turbos.
Armageddon went to great lengths to hide the fact that this Chevy Tahoe can destroy most supercars in a straight line. The boost gauge is hidden, as is a fire extinguisher (for safety!). But they did work where it counts, resulting in total output of 1,177 hp and 1,260 lb-ft of torque. Which, as you can see from the video above, means endless and massive smokey burnouts.
The best part about this insane Chevy Tahoe, however, might be the fact that it’s currently for sale. And even though it’s obviously been used a little, the asking price of $65k still seems reasonable. After all, what else can you buy for that price that will elicit as much joy? We’re guessing nothing.
Just be sure and leave those fantastic stickers on the rear window. That way the guy you smoke in a race will know he just got beat by a soccer mom’s ride!
