Yo Yo Yo this is Funk Master TD, and I'm the baddest maddest blackest trucker there ever wuz

When Iz not rolling In muh Peterbilt iz roll in a 87 caprice with 28" rims, yeah I'm ballin yo, its green like money yo

Letz see here, Iz 30 y/o Iz got me a fine fat white gurl and she make it all good. I also support fully preident OBAMA!!!! cauze he gonna make all dem evil rich people pay mo taxes

 

oh yea Iz forgot

all muh rydes are green

Iz got a 1998 Peterbilt 379 wit 1,036,XXX miles on it wit a 500 HP cat

Iz also gots me a Rollz and a fiddey-seven bel-air ..... both in green