Some automakers like to use their dynamics or power as publicity for their cars. Chevy used animated dwarves and an association with Disney's new MGM Studios as its promotional tool.

Yes. You read that correctly.

The Lumina is wholesome, according to MotorWeek. I'd elaborate, but I'm not entirely sure how to interpret that.

But check out that very red interior! And the strange recline of that seat! And that close up of the B-pillar! This is recorded video people! There is little time to prepare the rake of the seat or edit out awkward closeups.

Ok, enough of me. Take a listen to the Lumina since it sounds like it's breaking down and watch its majestic 17.9 second quarter mile run.

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