mary900

...be very afraid.

dodge_ss/t

i went over there and we started it up...kind of. it took starting flued and still would not idle. i held it at 1k for 1 min or 2 (lots ofwhite smoke wich means water. he dident put new gaskets on. about a min latter make some weird nosies then locks up. stupid $hit forgot to put oil in. i had no part of the last goof ups. he has no buisness working on cars. theres no way in hell im leting him help me with my 81 corvette restoration now.i dont want him in the same state when i build that supercharged motor.

jharper

is this thread even for real? kinda seems like some BS to me

andrewdirt101

god you're an idiot.

here's a fix your friend ought to try.

-take 4 plugs out of one bank of the engine, and reconnect them to the plug wires.
-inflate a small kiddie pool and fill with water.
-roll around in it until you're pruned up.
-take the spark plugs and put them in your mouth, your ***, and hold one in each hand, being sure to touch the electrodes.
-have someone crank the ignition.

if this isn't a joke, you really need to stay away from cars for the rest of your life. next time you shut the hood, leave your head in the way.

dodge_ss/t

yes this is a joke, hope you guys got a good laugh out of it. i don't think any one is that stupid.... well maybe some teen age girls. ive herded storyeys.lol[/align]

jmack91z28

My god.... I really hope you are kidding. If your not, i'd recommend a .39 cent bullet to the head, so there's no more risk of you in-dangering anybody else in this world.

EvansBlue

Why start up a useless thread and lie about something like this? Making yourself into a fool and then telling us you were joking. Are you really joking? We don't know now whether to beleive you or not. Now that I know this thread is useless BS....[/align][/align]...[sm=lockeddance.gif][/align]