Badass, Blacked-out Chevy Tahoe Is the Anti-Crossover

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1996 Chevy Tahoe

Why drop the kids off at school in some boring, car-like crossover when you can be the coolest parent on the block?

The word “SUV” means a lot of things these days. Some, like the Chevy Tahoe and Suburban, are still rough and tumble, body-on-frame trucks. But most are the soft-roaders folks like to refer to as crossovers. There’s nothing wrong with buying a vehicle packed with enough space for the kiddos and your stuff, of course. But we prefer the more traditional (and certainly more capable) types of SUVs. Like this brutish 1996 Chevy Tahoe we spotted over at Mecum Auctions.

For starters, just look at the thing. Who’s going to get in your way when you’re late getting the kids to school? Plus, little Billy will be the coolest kid in class when he’s dropped off in a big, black Chevy Tahoe sitting on 20-inch Moto Metal wheels, right? Throw on giant fender flares, a billet grille, custom headlights, and industrial looking chrome steps, and you might not even have to fight with him to get out of the door on time.

1996 Chevy Tahoe

Plus, who wouldn’t want to sit inside that plush diamond-pattern interior? Stitched up in contrasting black and dark red, it’s more like the kind of thing you’d see in a modern-day luxury car. Not a rough and tumble old school SUV. And we’re guessing that it sounds pretty good with a K&N cold air intake (and other, unnamed mods) under the hood.

1996 Chevy Tahoe

Selling with no reserve at auction, there’s no telling how much dough this Chevy Tahoe will bring. But we’re guessing it won’t be much. These ‘utes were recently dubbed a rare bargain in the ever-growing world of old school SUV mania. So if we were you, we’d grab it (or another one) up post haste before the rest of the world catches on!

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Brett Foote has been covering the automotive industry for over five years and is a longtime contributor to Internet Brands’ Auto Group sites, including Chevrolet Forum, Rennlist, and Ford Truck Enthusiasts, among other popular sites.

He has been an automotive enthusiast since the day he came into this world and rode home from the hospital in a first-gen Mustang, and he's been wrenching on them nearly as long.

In addition to his expertise writing about cars, trucks, motorcycles, and every other type of automobile, Brett had spent several years running parts for local auto dealerships.

You can follow along with his builds and various automotive shenanigans on Instagram: @bfoote.


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